What's That On Your Face?

people with fucked up noses are relatively difficult to talk to. when i do manage to look at their eyes, i am only considering how it must feel for them to know they have a fucked up nose. or maybe they have no idea and that is depressing.
the following is a partial list of things that can ruin a nose (you can also mix and match)
- a really long nose
- a really pointy nose
- unusual bumps
- crooked in any way
- bulbous
- piggy nose where you can see full view of nostrils
- very odd shape
- just plain huge

the reason i bring this up is because i had a dream, and i swear, every person i've ever met that has a screwed up nose was in it. this dream made me sublimely happy, as i'm satisfied with my nose and i've looked it over carefully to assure myself that i'm not one of those 'unawares' people.